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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 02:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Non distinctio minus inventore tempora repudiandae mollitia.

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

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No go.

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

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Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

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Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

What do you think of a parent telling their adult child to “keep their personal life to themselves” in relation to talking to them? No reason they should say that it was mean what should I do?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

No way

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Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How does the media determine which statements made by President Trump to fact-check and which ones to not fact-check?

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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